Valentine's Day Suggestions For Men

As we are less than two weeks from Valentine’s Day I thought today would be a good time to offer as a public service to men some things you should probably never say to a woman. Of course we know that it’s never a good thing to ask a woman her age but there are another dozen or so statements and questions that would be better off kept to yourself. They may not seem malicious on the surface but there is nothing really good that can come out of saying the following:

• What did you do to your hair?
• What aren’t you married?
• You are really being irrational.
• Your best friend is really hot.
• Can I kiss you? (you should not have to ask)
• You aren’t one of those feminists, are you?
• You’re cute when you are mad.
• That’s not the way my Ex did it.
• So how old are you (I know I said this is automatic but some guys
continue to make the mistake).
• You sound just like your mother.
• Smile!
• Do you really think you should be eating that?
• Relax!
• When are you due? (this is in reference to a pregnant woman but
make sure you know she’s pregnant first).
• Do you really need another pair of shoes?
• What’s the big deal; you have another birthday next year.
• I don’t care, whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me.
• Is it that time of month (should need no explanation).

In the near future we will follow up with some of the things women should never say to men but topping that list is, “it’s only a game.”