Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Training Center

I’ve taken my fair shots at the opposite sex over the years so turn about is fair play. I received an email from a female co-worker which was titled
“Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Training Center.” Of course at first I thought was serious but then I read the 14 class titles and descriptions:

1. How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays…..step-by-step with slide presentation.
2. The Toilet Paper Roll….Does it Change Itself?
3. Is It Possible To Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and
Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
4. Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor with Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
5. Dinner Dishes….Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
6. Loss of Identity…Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
7. Learning How to Find Things Starting With Looking In the Right
Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
8. Health Watch. Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health.
9. Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost with Real Life Testimonials.
10. Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
11. Learning to Live….Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
12. How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion with Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
13. How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy….Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re
Going to Be Late.
14. The Stove/Oven…What It is and How It’s Used”

There was also a note attached. Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the classes they are limited to 8 participants maximum.