Occasionally I reach into the archives and pull out an old segment which is what I am doing this morning. This is not an original but rather from a guest lecturer who in talking about stress management offered some advice when dealing with the burdens of life. For my own reasons today seemed like a good day to repeat this.
• Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.
• Always keep your words soft and sweet…just in case you have to eat them.
• Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
• Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
• If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• If may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Never buy a car you can’t push.
• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
• Nobody cares if you can’t dance well…just get up and dance.
• Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
• The second mouse gets the cheese.
• When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
• Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery of a detour.
• We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors but they hall have to live in the same box.
• Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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