Her Deadly Phrases

(From I-Am-Bored.com)

I’m guessing this was written by a man, but I think the translations are actually pretty funny if you let them be! Ha!

1.“Fine.” She uses this in an argument to tell you it’s time to shut up.

2.“Five minutes.” If she’s getting dressed, this can mean 30-minutes or even more. But if you’re watching a game and she gives you ‘five minutes’, then five minutes means five minutes.

3.“Nothing.” ‘Nothing’ means something, and you’re going to find that out sooner or later.

4.“Go ahead.” This is a dare. Be careful, because if you “go ahead” and do whatever it is you want to do, things could get ugly.

5.“That’s ok.” This is a delay tactic. She just needs some more time to figure out how to make you pay.

6.“Thanks.” She’s genuinely thankful, so you need to just say ‘you’re welcome’ and then back away. If she says “Thanks a lot,” she’s being sarcastic and you’re in big trouble if you say “You’re welcome.”

7.“Whatever.” This is bad. This is really bad. This is like the middle finger.

8.“Don’t worry about it. I got it.” You haven’t done something she’s asked you to do so many times now that she’s really mad.