Dealing With The Burdens Of Life

Whether you like it or not you’re bound to receive emails from time to time that are pretty much chain letters that have probably been forwarded to you by a friend. This morning’s segment is courtesy of a recent one I received and I don’t know where it originated from but it’s supposed to be from a lecturer who was talking about stress management. He offered some advice when it came to dealing with the burdens of life which I pass along to you on this Monday morning:

• Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the
statue.
• Always keep your words soft and sweet…just in case you have to
eat them.
• Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.
• Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their
Maker.
• If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Never buy a car you can’t push.
• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you won’t have a leg to stand on.
• Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
• Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
• The second mouse gets the cheese.
• When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
• You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
• We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors but they all have to live in the same box.