Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I just feel this morning that something that might bring a smile to your face is just what the doctor ordered so I am passing on an email I received that was titled “Ponderisms- these are quite interesting and so true.”

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAÏVE
2. If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
6. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
7. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
8. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
9. If most mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks does that mean Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
10. Why do they put pictures of criminals in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
11. Did you ever notice that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
12. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
13. Did you ever notice when you put “The” and “IRS” together it spells….”THEIRS.”
14. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
15. Do you think more and more people read the Bible as they get older because it’s like cramming for a final exam?


If you smiled once it was worth it…if you didn’t then you’re in for a rough day.